a-fan-of-fandoms:

days-with-day:

my parents said to go to bed early

it is early

in the morning

image

Why is this gif so accurate

(Source: daysofgay)

seanmorrisons:

your football team wins

  • cry
  • collapse

your football teams loses

  • cry
  • collapse

your football teams scores

  • cry
  • collapse

your football team concedes

  • cry
  • collapse

(Source: j-callejon)

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 
sexintartarus: excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

to the people who are following me

  • thank you
  • im sorry

(Source: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants)
santanist: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY most well behaved poultry

(Source: iscosuarez)

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am

(Source: marinasexual)